Boy toy

"Friends say it's fine
Friends say it's good
Everybody says it's just like Robin Hood
I move like a cat
Charge like a ram
Sting like a bee
Babe, I wanna be your man

Well it's plain to see
You were meant for me
Yeah, I'm your toy
Your 20th Century boy"
- Placebo

Ditto.

The Quiet World

In an effort to get people to look
into each other’s eyes more,
the government has decided to allot
each person exactly one hundred
and sixty-seven words, per day.

When the phone rings, I put it
to my ear without saying hello.
In the restaurant I point
at chicken noodle soup. I am
adjusting well to the new way.

Late at night, I call my long
distance lover and proudly say
I only used fifty-nine today.
I saved the rest for you.

When she doesn’t respond, I know
she’s used up all her words
so I slowly whisper I love you,
thirty-two and a third times.
After that, we just sit on the line
and listen to each other breathe.
- Jeffrey McDaniel

Anecdotes

I fulfill all her autistic needs.

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She: How sure are you?
He: Errrr.. 98%
She: Orh, that's not very sure.
He: Hmm, 2% allowance for the ring mah.
She: In case I say no?
He: Yah.
*silence*
He: Oh no.. that means you might say no!
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*
He: Now it's down to 80%.

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I know where the sweet spot is.

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She asked me to add to it.

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And she said i can't go soft on her. And i have to be selfish, don't be afraid to walk away and know that they don't know what i know.

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Your boob to bum ratio makes me really happy. =)

(Zohan, 2008)

GB

5:09:12 PM [sare] bone sheathes life: ...
5:09:17 PM [sare] bone sheathes life: WHAT LAH.
5:09:19 PM [sare] bone sheathes life: omg.
5:09:26 PM [sare] bone sheathes life: are u gutter braining?

She could always tell when my brain was in the gutter.
In this case, she figures it out in 14 seconds.
Impressive.

One woman's meat is another man's poison

He questions me about my food preferences. Is my palate similar?

Century Egg
Unagi
Milk

And his conclusion?
"Diets are like boyfriends–it never really works to go back to them."

Dennis Explains?

9:52:36 PM ♫ Quiet: "a man is least himself when he talks in his own person; when given a mask he will tell the truth." - oscar wilde
9:52:46 PM ♫ Quiet: i gues that explains why dennis speaks in third person.
9:52:51 PM ♫ Quiet: good evening.

Silence

Dennis: "of course theres silence. but its the silence that really defines our relationships. not the said things, but the unsaid things."

-Over MSN, in the early hours.