My Baby Just Cares For Me

Dennis has been returned home safely. I am so happy to have him back to me. His person is so irreplacable- his voice, the way he feels next to me, and his smell when he looks sleepy in the mornings. I think after being a week apart (the necessity of the PR application) I appreciate him much more and absence definitely makes the heart grow fonder.

I've learnt a lot about myself this past week too. And I want to make sure I remember to be independent and positive, and to take care of the people I love.

She wondered what was hiding in his CK briefs

A sausage?
A gun?
A joystick?
A cucumber?
A nunchuk?
A vacuum cleaner?
A lava lamp?
A carrot?
A spray can?

It turned out to be the kind of meat you call a boner.