Anecdotes

I fulfill all her autistic needs.

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She: How sure are you?
He: Errrr.. 98%
She: Orh, that's not very sure.
He: Hmm, 2% allowance for the ring mah.
She: In case I say no?
He: Yah.
*silence*
He: Oh no.. that means you might say no!
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*
He: Now it's down to 80%.

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I know where the sweet spot is.

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She asked me to add to it.

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And she said i can't go soft on her. And i have to be selfish, don't be afraid to walk away and know that they don't know what i know.

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Your boob to bum ratio makes me really happy. =)

(Zohan, 2008)