Wake Up Call

My Honky Tonky boyfriend calls me at 8.30 in the morning before i go to work for the day. He sets his alarm to wake up just to call, so when I pick up the phone, he is still sleepy. Today he says to me, this boy- "Hello Bee.. *makes a waking up noise*.. I had dreeeeam.. you were in it... *yawn*". So I asked him what he dreamt of, and he dreamt he was a HONG KONG JACKIE CHAN STAR! Who fought all the baddies and faked his own death and I was beside him feeling very sad indeed (Not hysterical, just sad). I told him his brain was underworked after exams and that he was very drama. He started talking in a Hong Kong accent... I went to work. At least he said "I love you" in his normal voice.

After work he called me and asked in a Hong Kong accent, "Hallo, Can I spik to baybi?" And it was so funny I pretended not to hear him another 3 times just to hear him say 'baybi' in that singsong voice.

My boyfriend is NOT from Hong Kong!!! (: